Flower One
Beautiful southern California wildflower,
delicate, perfect for that special person in your life...
The touch of a summer breeze...
He loves me, he loves me not...
give her the uncertainty of chance...
Obligatory niceness needed?
This one is for you!
Wilting emotions?
Go ahead, start preparing her for the inevitable!
Had a hard couple of months?
Show her you try, she can't bark at that, can she?
Special in every way
Send her a flower as flat as your emotions.
She will never be able to call you on it!
What a useless old sod, that mother in law.
Send her this, she will be fuming, again.